College Years

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LOL!

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What’d you do this time crazy girl?

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Aw shoot I’m so sorry☹️

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Do you need something?

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Chicken soup?

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Hey, you there?

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Wow, my bad.

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Anything I can get you to make you less vomit-y?

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What about class?

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Were you up all night or something?

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?

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I think that’s against the college code of conduct?

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Wow it sounds really bad!

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Hey, have you tried eating something?

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I mean crackers. Something really neutral.

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Give it a try.

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Let me know if it works.

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It’s ok, I’ll take notes for you.

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I’m sitting in the back of the class so we can still chat?

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Hey can I ask you something personal?

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Why do you think you’re sick?

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Wait pizza goes bad? Since when?

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I dunno. I’ve eaten two-day old pizza, had no problems.

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Actually it doesn’t sound like food poisoning to me though.

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These symptoms really remind me of something.

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Um...no.

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Ok, I’m just going to ask.

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Any possibility you might be pregnant?

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I’ve got two older sisters all right?

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I’ve seen it before. Nausea that gets better after eating...

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Yeah, ok, I get that.

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But there was that party we went to about six weeks ago...

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You disappeared for a couple of hours...

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I thought...maybe you went upstairs with someone?

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Ok I’m sorry.

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Didn’t mean to offend you, just trying to help you.

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Really, Jules, I’m sorry.

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Ok guess you’re asleep. Hope you feel better soon.

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Hey!

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Did you see my apologies?

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Are you feeling any better?

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???

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Go on.

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You’re not late, you skipped?

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Well no not really, the absence will count against you.

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Being absent from class, it’ll count against your final attendance score.

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...

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Ohhhh...

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So you think...?

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Well as you pointed out you’re not the Virgin Mary.

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And if you haven’t had a date in six months...

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Oh.

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Who?

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If you’re pregnant it matters a lot!

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Well, then, let’s do this thing. I’ll pick up a pregnancy test for you.

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Of course. Anything to help.

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I get it.

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But seriously...you have to think about what to do.

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And if you’re going to tell the father.

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Who is...?

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Of course!

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Unless it was Ryan

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if you hooked up with Ryan I reserve the right to tell everyone and mock you forever.

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Bob???

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As in, Melissa’s Bob?

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Obviously not.

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How did that happen???

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Well and you’ve always had a thing for Bob right?

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It’s ok, we’ll figure this out, I promise

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Haha, of course not, yet here I am. ?

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You should name the baby after me.

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Sorry.

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You sure you don’t want that pregnancy test?

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It’s no problem, I can get it at the grocery store on my way home.

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Ok, I’ll swing by later with some toast and stuff.

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And notes for the class you missed.