College Years

27.11.2019

College Years

Rami

Jules

Oh God

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Jules

Kill. Me.

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Jules

C’mon, man

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Jules

Toss a grenade inside my window or something

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Rami

LOL!

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Rami

What’d you do this time crazy girl?

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Jules

I’ve been sick. All. Morning.

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Rami

Aw shoot I’m so sorry☹️

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Rami

Do you need something?

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Rami

Chicken soup?

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Rami

Hey, you there?

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Jules

And I just threw up. Again.

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Jules

Just the IDEA of chicken soup set me off.

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Rami

Wow, my bad.

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Rami

Anything I can get you to make you less vomit-y?

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Jules

No it’s ok

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Jules

Just gonna go back to bed and sleep this off

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Rami

What about class?

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Jules

There’s no way dude

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Jules

I feel AWFUL

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Jules

So. Tired.

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Rami

Were you up all night or something?

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Jules

NO that’s what’s so weird

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Jules

I was crazy tired last night too

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Jules

Went to bed at 9

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Rami

?

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Rami

I think that’s against the college code of conduct?

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Rami

Wow it sounds really bad!

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Rami

Hey, have you tried eating something?

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Jules

NO chicken soup

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Rami

I mean crackers. Something really neutral.

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Jules

No I think I’d just puke them back up

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Rami

Give it a try.

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Rami

Let me know if it works.

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10 minutes later

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Jules

You. Are. My. Hero.

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Jules

I feel SO much better

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Jules

Still not going to class though

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Jules

I’ve got to lay down

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Jules

My legs feel like they’re filled with sand

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Rami

It’s ok, I’ll take notes for you.

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Rami

I’m sitting in the back of the class so we can still chat?

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Rami

Hey can I ask you something personal?

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Jules

So long as it’s not about chicken soup

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Jules

Anything greasy still sounds super gross

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Rami

Why do you think you’re sick?

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Jules

Food poisoning

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Jules

I ate bad pizza

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Rami

Wait pizza goes bad? Since when?

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Jules

It was sitting out ALL day and I ate it anyway

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Rami

I dunno. I’ve eaten two-day old pizza, had no problems.

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Jules

Well excuse my dainty stomach

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Rami

Actually it doesn’t sound like food poisoning to me though.

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Jules

Is there a bug going around or something?

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Rami

These symptoms really remind me of something.

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Jules

Oh God. What is it.

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Jules

Am I dying?

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Rami

Um...no.

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Rami

Ok, I’m just going to ask.

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Rami

Any possibility you might be pregnant?

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Jules

WHAT. NO.

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Jules

Oh my God. How could you think that?

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Rami

I’ve got two older sisters all right?

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Rami

I’ve seen it before. Nausea that gets better after eating...

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Jules

I’m NOT pregnant. For God’s sake.

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Jules

What do you think I am, the Virgin Mary?

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Jules

I haven’t had a date in six. Months.

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Rami

Yeah, ok, I get that.

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Rami

But there was that party we went to about six weeks ago...

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Rami

You disappeared for a couple of hours...

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Jules

Where are you going with this?

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Rami

I thought...maybe you went upstairs with someone?

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Jules

NO

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Jules

I felt sick and went home!

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Jules

This is stupid

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Jules

I’m going to sleep

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Rami

Ok I’m sorry.

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Rami

Didn’t mean to offend you, just trying to help you.

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Rami

Really, Jules, I’m sorry.

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Rami

Ok guess you’re asleep. Hope you feel better soon.

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Rami

3 hours later

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Jules

Hey.

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Rami

Hey!

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Rami

Did you see my apologies?

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Jules

Yeah

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Rami

Are you feeling any better?

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Jules

Some

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Jules

I did some thinking

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Rami

???

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Rami

Go on.

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Jules

I’m late.

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Rami

You’re not late, you skipped?

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Jules

Same thing I guess

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Rami

Well no not really, the absence will count against you.

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Jules

Wait. What?

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Rami

Being absent from class, it’ll count against your final attendance score.

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Jules

NO

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Jules

My period. It’s late.

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Rami

...

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Rami

Ohhhh...

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Rami

So you think...?

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Jules

I don’t KNOW what to think

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Rami

Well as you pointed out you’re not the Virgin Mary.

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Rami

And if you haven’t had a date in six months...

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Jules

No you were right. Damn it.

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Jules

I did hook up with someone at the party.

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Rami

Oh.

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Rami

Who?

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Jules

It doesn’t matter.

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Rami

If you’re pregnant it matters a lot!

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Jules

We don’t know for SURE that I’m pregnant.

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Rami

Well, then, let’s do this thing. I’ll pick up a pregnancy test for you.

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Jules

NO

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Jules

Although it’s really cool of you to offer

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Jules

You would really go and buy one for me?

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Rami

Of course. Anything to help.

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Jules

Ok I’m just not ready yet

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Rami

I get it.

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Rami

But seriously...you have to think about what to do.

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Rami

And if you’re going to tell the father.

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Rami

Who is...?

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Jules

You swear not to tell anyone?

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Rami

Of course!

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Rami

Unless it was Ryan

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Rami

if you hooked up with Ryan I reserve the right to tell everyone and mock you forever.

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Jules

Ew. No. Gross.

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Jules

It was Bob.

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Rami

Bob???

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Rami

As in, Melissa’s Bob?

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Jules

Don’t. Tell. Anyone.

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Rami

Obviously not.

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Rami

How did that happen???

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Jules

Just. You know. Booze.

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Jules

I didn’t think it through.

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Rami

Well and you’ve always had a thing for Bob right?

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Jules

NO

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Jules

It was just a stupid mistake!

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Jules

What am I going to do?☹️

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Jules

I’m going to bring some poor child in this world

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Jules

because of a drunk two-hour mistake with my best friend’s boyfriend!

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Jules

What the hell kind of start is that in life?

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Jules

I have. No. Idea. What to do.

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Rami

It’s ok, we’ll figure this out, I promise

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Jules

You. Are. An AMAZING friend.

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Jules

I don’t deserve you

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Rami

Haha, of course not, yet here I am. ?

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Rami

You should name the baby after me.

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Jules

Too soon dude

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Rami

Sorry.

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Rami

You sure you don’t want that pregnancy test?

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Rami

It’s no problem, I can get it at the grocery store on my way home.

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Jules

Not yet. I can’t know for sure. Not yet.

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Rami

Ok, I’ll swing by later with some toast and stuff.

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Jules

Best. Friend. Ever.

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Rami

And notes for the class you missed.

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Jules

That is less awesome.

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