27.11.2019
College Years
Rami
Jules
Oh God
Jules
Kill. Me.
Jules
C’mon, man
Jules
Toss a grenade inside my window or something
Rami
LOL!
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Rami
What’d you do this time crazy girl?
Jules
I’ve been sick. All. Morning.
Rami
Aw shoot I’m so sorry☹️
Rami
Do you need something?
Rami
Chicken soup?
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Rami
Hey, you there?
Jules
And I just threw up. Again.
Jules
Just the IDEA of chicken soup set me off.
Rami
Wow, my bad.
Rami
Anything I can get you to make you less vomit-y?
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Jules
No it’s ok
Jules
Just gonna go back to bed and sleep this off
Rami
What about class?
Jules
There’s no way dude
Jules
I feel AWFUL
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Jules
So. Tired.
Rami
Were you up all night or something?
Jules
NO that’s what’s so weird
Jules
I was crazy tired last night too
Jules
Went to bed at 9
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Rami
😮
Rami
I think that’s against the college code of conduct😜
Rami
Wow it sounds really bad!
Rami
Hey, have you tried eating something?
Jules
NO chicken soup
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Rami
I mean crackers. Something really neutral.
Jules
No I think I’d just puke them back up
Rami
Give it a try.
Rami
Let me know if it works.
10 minutes later
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Jules
You. Are. My. Hero.
Jules
I feel SO much better
Jules
Still not going to class though
Jules
I’ve got to lay down
Jules
My legs feel like they’re filled with sand
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Rami
It’s ok, I’ll take notes for you.
Rami
I’m sitting in the back of the class so we can still chat😉
Rami
Hey can I ask you something personal?
Jules
So long as it’s not about chicken soup
Jules
Anything greasy still sounds super gross
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Rami
Why do you think you’re sick?
Jules
Food poisoning
Jules
I ate bad pizza
Rami
Wait pizza goes bad? Since when?
Jules
It was sitting out ALL day and I ate it anyway
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Rami
I dunno. I’ve eaten two-day old pizza, had no problems.
Jules
Well excuse my dainty stomach
Rami
Actually it doesn’t sound like food poisoning to me though.
Jules
Is there a bug going around or something?
Rami
These symptoms really remind me of something.
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Jules
Oh God. What is it.
Jules
Am I dying?
Rami
Um...no.
Rami
Ok, I’m just going to ask.
Rami
Any possibility you might be pregnant?
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Jules
WHAT. NO.
Jules
Oh my God. How could you think that?
Rami
I’ve got two older sisters all right?
Rami
I’ve seen it before. Nausea that gets better after eating...
Jules
I’m NOT pregnant. For God’s sake.
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Jules
What do you think I am, the Virgin Mary?
Jules
I haven’t had a date in six. Months.
Rami
Yeah, ok, I get that.
Rami
But there was that party we went to about six weeks ago...
Rami
You disappeared for a couple of hours...
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Jules
Where are you going with this?
Rami
I thought...maybe you went upstairs with someone?
Jules
NO
Jules
I felt sick and went home!
Jules
This is stupid
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Jules
I’m going to sleep
Rami
Ok I’m sorry.
Rami
Didn’t mean to offend you, just trying to help you.
Rami
Really, Jules, I’m sorry.
Rami
Ok guess you’re asleep. Hope you feel better soon.
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Rami
3 hours later
Jules
Hey.
Rami
Hey!
Rami
Did you see my apologies?
Jules
Yeah
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Rami
Are you feeling any better?
Jules
Some
Jules
I did some thinking
Rami
???
Rami
Go on.
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Jules
I’m late.
Rami
You’re not late, you skipped😉
Jules
Same thing I guess
Rami
Well no not really, the absence will count against you.
Jules
Wait. What?
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Rami
Being absent from class, it’ll count against your final attendance score.
Jules
NO
Jules
My period. It’s late.
Rami
...
Rami
Ohhhh...
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Rami
So you think...?
Jules
I don’t KNOW what to think
Rami
Well as you pointed out you’re not the Virgin Mary.
Rami
And if you haven’t had a date in six months...
Jules
No you were right. Damn it.
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Jules
I did hook up with someone at the party.
Rami
Oh.
Rami
Who?
Jules
It doesn’t matter.
Rami
If you’re pregnant it matters a lot!
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Jules
We don’t know for SURE that I’m pregnant.
Rami
Well, then, let’s do this thing. I’ll pick up a pregnancy test for you.
Jules
NO
Jules
Although it’s really cool of you to offer
Jules
You would really go and buy one for me?
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Rami
Of course. Anything to help.
Jules
Ok I’m just not ready yet
Rami
I get it.
Rami
But seriously...you have to think about what to do.
Rami
And if you’re going to tell the father.
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Rami
Who is...?
Jules
You swear not to tell anyone?
Rami
Of course!
Rami
Unless it was Ryan
Rami
if you hooked up with Ryan I reserve the right to tell everyone and mock you forever.
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Jules
Ew. No. Gross.
Jules
It was Bob.
Rami
Bob???
Rami
As in, Melissa’s Bob?
Jules
Don’t. Tell. Anyone.
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Rami
Obviously not.
Rami
How did that happen???
Jules
Just. You know. Booze.
Jules
I didn’t think it through.
Rami
Well and you’ve always had a thing for Bob right?
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Jules
NO
Jules
It was just a stupid mistake!
Jules
What am I going to do?☹️
Jules
I’m going to bring some poor child in this world
Jules
because of a drunk two-hour mistake with my best friend’s boyfriend!
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Jules
What the hell kind of start is that in life?
Jules
I have. No. Idea. What to do.
Rami
It’s ok, we’ll figure this out, I promise
Jules
You. Are. An AMAZING friend.
Jules
I don’t deserve you
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Rami
Haha, of course not, yet here I am. 😉
Rami
You should name the baby after me.
Jules
Too soon dude
Rami
Sorry.
Rami
You sure you don’t want that pregnancy test?
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Rami
It’s no problem, I can get it at the grocery store on my way home.
Jules
Not yet. I can’t know for sure. Not yet.
Rami
Ok, I’ll swing by later with some toast and stuff.
Jules
Best. Friend. Ever.
Rami
And notes for the class you missed.
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Jules
That is less awesome.