After 11 PM - College Years

27.11.2019

College Years

Rami

Jules

Oh God

Jules

Kill. Me.

Jules

C’mon, man

Jules

Toss a grenade inside my window or something

Rami

LOL!

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Rami

What’d you do this time crazy girl?

Jules

I’ve been sick. All. Morning.

Rami

Aw shoot I’m so sorry☹️

Rami

Do you need something?

Rami

Chicken soup?

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Rami

Hey, you there?

Jules

And I just threw up. Again.

Jules

Just the IDEA of chicken soup set me off.

Rami

Wow, my bad.

Rami

Anything I can get you to make you less vomit-y?

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Jules

No it’s ok

Jules

Just gonna go back to bed and sleep this off

Rami

What about class?

Jules

There’s no way dude

Jules

I feel AWFUL

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Jules

So. Tired.

Rami

Were you up all night or something?

Jules

NO that’s what’s so weird

Jules

I was crazy tired last night too

Jules

Went to bed at 9

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Rami

😮

Rami

I think that’s against the college code of conduct😜

Rami

Wow it sounds really bad!

Rami

Hey, have you tried eating something?

Jules

NO chicken soup

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Rami

I mean crackers. Something really neutral.

Jules

No I think I’d just puke them back up

Rami

Give it a try.

Rami

Let me know if it works.

10 minutes later

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Jules

You. Are. My. Hero.

Jules

I feel SO much better

Jules

Still not going to class though

Jules

I’ve got to lay down

Jules

My legs feel like they’re filled with sand

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Rami

It’s ok, I’ll take notes for you.

Rami

I’m sitting in the back of the class so we can still chat😉

Rami

Hey can I ask you something personal?

Jules

So long as it’s not about chicken soup

Jules

Anything greasy still sounds super gross

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Rami

Why do you think you’re sick?

Jules

Food poisoning

Jules

I ate bad pizza

Rami

Wait pizza goes bad? Since when?

Jules

It was sitting out ALL day and I ate it anyway

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Rami

I dunno. I’ve eaten two-day old pizza, had no problems.

Jules

Well excuse my dainty stomach

Rami

Actually it doesn’t sound like food poisoning to me though.

Jules

Is there a bug going around or something?

Rami

These symptoms really remind me of something.

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Jules

Oh God. What is it.

Jules

Am I dying?

Rami

Um...no.

Rami

Ok, I’m just going to ask.

Rami

Any possibility you might be pregnant?

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Jules

WHAT. NO.

Jules

Oh my God. How could you think that?

Rami

I’ve got two older sisters all right?

Rami

I’ve seen it before. Nausea that gets better after eating...

Jules

I’m NOT pregnant. For God’s sake.

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Jules

What do you think I am, the Virgin Mary?

Jules

I haven’t had a date in six. Months.

Rami

Yeah, ok, I get that.

Rami

But there was that party we went to about six weeks ago...

Rami

You disappeared for a couple of hours...

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Jules

Where are you going with this?

Rami

I thought...maybe you went upstairs with someone?

Jules

NO

Jules

I felt sick and went home!

Jules

This is stupid

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Jules

I’m going to sleep

Rami

Ok I’m sorry.

Rami

Didn’t mean to offend you, just trying to help you.

Rami

Really, Jules, I’m sorry.

Rami

Ok guess you’re asleep. Hope you feel better soon.

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Rami

3 hours later

Jules

Hey.

Rami

Hey!

Rami

Did you see my apologies?

Jules

Yeah

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Rami

Are you feeling any better?

Jules

Some

Jules

I did some thinking

Rami

???

Rami

Go on.

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Jules

I’m late.

Rami

You’re not late, you skipped😉

Jules

Same thing I guess

Rami

Well no not really, the absence will count against you.

Jules

Wait. What?

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Rami

Being absent from class, it’ll count against your final attendance score.

Jules

NO

Jules

My period. It’s late.

Rami

...

Rami

Ohhhh...

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Rami

So you think...?

Jules

I don’t KNOW what to think

Rami

Well as you pointed out you’re not the Virgin Mary.

Rami

And if you haven’t had a date in six months...

Jules

No you were right. Damn it.

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Jules

I did hook up with someone at the party.

Rami

Oh.

Rami

Who?

Jules

It doesn’t matter.

Rami

If you’re pregnant it matters a lot!

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Jules

We don’t know for SURE that I’m pregnant.

Rami

Well, then, let’s do this thing. I’ll pick up a pregnancy test for you.

Jules

NO

Jules

Although it’s really cool of you to offer

Jules

You would really go and buy one for me?

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Rami

Of course. Anything to help.

Jules

Ok I’m just not ready yet

Rami

I get it.

Rami

But seriously...you have to think about what to do.

Rami

And if you’re going to tell the father.

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Rami

Who is...?

Jules

You swear not to tell anyone?

Rami

Of course!

Rami

Unless it was Ryan

Rami

if you hooked up with Ryan I reserve the right to tell everyone and mock you forever.

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Jules

Ew. No. Gross.

Jules

It was Bob.

Rami

Bob???

Rami

As in, Melissa’s Bob?

Jules

Don’t. Tell. Anyone.

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Rami

Obviously not.

Rami

How did that happen???

Jules

Just. You know. Booze.

Jules

I didn’t think it through.

Rami

Well and you’ve always had a thing for Bob right?

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Jules

NO

Jules

It was just a stupid mistake!

Jules

What am I going to do?☹️

Jules

I’m going to bring some poor child in this world

Jules

because of a drunk two-hour mistake with my best friend’s boyfriend!

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Jules

What the hell kind of start is that in life?

Jules

I have. No. Idea. What to do.

Rami

It’s ok, we’ll figure this out, I promise

Jules

You. Are. An AMAZING friend.

Jules

I don’t deserve you

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Rami

Haha, of course not, yet here I am. 😉

Rami

You should name the baby after me.

Jules

Too soon dude

Rami

Sorry.

Rami

You sure you don’t want that pregnancy test?

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Rami

It’s no problem, I can get it at the grocery store on my way home.

Jules

Not yet. I can’t know for sure. Not yet.

Rami

Ok, I’ll swing by later with some toast and stuff.

Jules

Best. Friend. Ever.

Rami

And notes for the class you missed.

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Jules

That is less awesome.