27.11.2019
Rami
Jules
Oh God
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Jules
Kill. Me.
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Jules
C’mon, man
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Jules
Toss a grenade inside my window or something
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Rami
LOL!
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Rami
What’d you do this time crazy girl?
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Jules
I’ve been sick. All. Morning.
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Rami
Aw shoot I’m so sorry☹️
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Rami
Do you need something?
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Rami
Chicken soup?
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Rami
Hey, you there?
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Jules
And I just threw up. Again.
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Jules
Just the IDEA of chicken soup set me off.
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Rami
Wow, my bad.
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Rami
Anything I can get you to make you less vomit-y?
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Jules
No it’s ok
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Jules
Just gonna go back to bed and sleep this off
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Rami
What about class?
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Jules
There’s no way dude
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Jules
I feel AWFUL
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Jules
So. Tired.
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Rami
Were you up all night or something?
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Jules
NO that’s what’s so weird
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Jules
I was crazy tired last night too
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Jules
Went to bed at 9
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Rami
?
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Rami
I think that’s against the college code of conduct?
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Rami
Wow it sounds really bad!
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Rami
Hey, have you tried eating something?
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Jules
NO chicken soup
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Rami
I mean crackers. Something really neutral.
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Jules
No I think I’d just puke them back up
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Rami
Give it a try.
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Rami
Let me know if it works.
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10 minutes later
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Jules
You. Are. My. Hero.
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Jules
I feel SO much better
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Jules
Still not going to class though
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Jules
I’ve got to lay down
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Jules
My legs feel like they’re filled with sand
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Rami
It’s ok, I’ll take notes for you.
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Rami
I’m sitting in the back of the class so we can still chat?
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Rami
Hey can I ask you something personal?
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Jules
So long as it’s not about chicken soup
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Jules
Anything greasy still sounds super gross
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Rami
Why do you think you’re sick?
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Jules
Food poisoning
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Jules
I ate bad pizza
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Rami
Wait pizza goes bad? Since when?
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Jules
It was sitting out ALL day and I ate it anyway
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Rami
I dunno. I’ve eaten two-day old pizza, had no problems.
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Jules
Well excuse my dainty stomach
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Rami
Actually it doesn’t sound like food poisoning to me though.
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Jules
Is there a bug going around or something?
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Rami
These symptoms really remind me of something.
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Jules
Oh God. What is it.
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Jules
Am I dying?
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Rami
Um...no.
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Rami
Ok, I’m just going to ask.
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Rami
Any possibility you might be pregnant?
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Jules
WHAT. NO.
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Jules
Oh my God. How could you think that?
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Rami
I’ve got two older sisters all right?
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Rami
I’ve seen it before. Nausea that gets better after eating...
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Jules
I’m NOT pregnant. For God’s sake.
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Jules
What do you think I am, the Virgin Mary?
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Jules
I haven’t had a date in six. Months.
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Rami
Yeah, ok, I get that.
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Rami
But there was that party we went to about six weeks ago...
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Rami
You disappeared for a couple of hours...
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Jules
Where are you going with this?
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Rami
I thought...maybe you went upstairs with someone?
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Jules
NO
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Jules
I felt sick and went home!
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Jules
This is stupid
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Jules
I’m going to sleep
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Rami
Ok I’m sorry.
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Rami
Didn’t mean to offend you, just trying to help you.
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Rami
Really, Jules, I’m sorry.
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Rami
Ok guess you’re asleep. Hope you feel better soon.
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Rami
3 hours later
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Jules
Hey.
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Rami
Hey!
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Rami
Did you see my apologies?
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Jules
Yeah
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Rami
Are you feeling any better?
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Jules
Some
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Jules
I did some thinking
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Rami
???
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Rami
Go on.
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Jules
I’m late.
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Rami
You’re not late, you skipped?
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Jules
Same thing I guess
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Rami
Well no not really, the absence will count against you.
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Jules
Wait. What?
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Rami
Being absent from class, it’ll count against your final attendance score.
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Jules
NO
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Jules
My period. It’s late.
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Rami
...
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Rami
Ohhhh...
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Rami
So you think...?
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Jules
I don’t KNOW what to think
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Rami
Well as you pointed out you’re not the Virgin Mary.
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Rami
And if you haven’t had a date in six months...
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Jules
No you were right. Damn it.
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Jules
I did hook up with someone at the party.
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Rami
Oh.
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Rami
Who?
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Jules
It doesn’t matter.
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Rami
If you’re pregnant it matters a lot!
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Jules
We don’t know for SURE that I’m pregnant.
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Rami
Well, then, let’s do this thing. I’ll pick up a pregnancy test for you.
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Jules
NO
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Jules
Although it’s really cool of you to offer
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Jules
You would really go and buy one for me?
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Rami
Of course. Anything to help.
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Jules
Ok I’m just not ready yet
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Rami
I get it.
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Rami
But seriously...you have to think about what to do.
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Rami
And if you’re going to tell the father.
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Rami
Who is...?
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Jules
You swear not to tell anyone?
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Rami
Of course!
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Rami
Unless it was Ryan
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Rami
if you hooked up with Ryan I reserve the right to tell everyone and mock you forever.
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Jules
Ew. No. Gross.
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Jules
It was Bob.
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Rami
Bob???
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Rami
As in, Melissa’s Bob?
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Jules
Don’t. Tell. Anyone.
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Rami
Obviously not.
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Rami
How did that happen???
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Jules
Just. You know. Booze.
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Jules
I didn’t think it through.
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Rami
Well and you’ve always had a thing for Bob right?
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Jules
NO
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Jules
It was just a stupid mistake!
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Jules
What am I going to do?☹️
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Jules
I’m going to bring some poor child in this world
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Jules
because of a drunk two-hour mistake with my best friend’s boyfriend!
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Jules
What the hell kind of start is that in life?
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Jules
I have. No. Idea. What to do.
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Rami
It’s ok, we’ll figure this out, I promise
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Jules
You. Are. An AMAZING friend.
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Jules
I don’t deserve you
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Rami
Haha, of course not, yet here I am. ?
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Rami
You should name the baby after me.
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Jules
Too soon dude
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Rami
Sorry.
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Rami
You sure you don’t want that pregnancy test?
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Rami
It’s no problem, I can get it at the grocery store on my way home.
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Jules
Not yet. I can’t know for sure. Not yet.
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Rami
Ok, I’ll swing by later with some toast and stuff.
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Jules
Best. Friend. Ever.
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Rami
And notes for the class you missed.
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Jules
That is less awesome.
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