New Boy in Town

31.03.2020

New Boy in Town

Lisa

Josh

Ok, ok, I admit it...

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Josh

...you were totally right!!

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Josh

Dating apps are the best!

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Lisa

Haha yeah of course

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Lisa

So u had a date?

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Josh

You bet I did!

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Josh

Check this out

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Josh

I’m sitting in this sweet convertible

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Josh

Waiting for my extremely handsome date to grab some water

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Josh

And then he’s taking me to Raison d’Etre

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Lisa

Raisin what?

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Josh

The fancy French place!!

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Josh

SO EXCITED

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Josh

And he messaged me just a few hours after I downloaded that app

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Josh

Asked me on a date and I couldn’t say no

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Josh

You are a GENIUS for telling me about the app

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Josh

I should always listen to you

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Lisa

Well duh

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Lisa

Obviously I’m always right

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Lisa

What kind of convertible btw

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Josh

Ummm dunno

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Josh

The silver kind? lol

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Lisa

BMW?

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Josh

Since when do you care about cars?

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Josh

This guy would totally be your type though

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Josh

If he wasn’t gay I mean

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Lisa

What do u mean

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Josh

Well he’s the CEO of a big company

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Josh

Tall, older guy, little gray at the temples, but really fit

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Josh

I mean REALLY fit

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Josh

He hugged me when we first met up

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Josh

And I was like, oh God

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Josh

The ABS, girl. The ABS

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Josh

Even under the shirt I can tell

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Josh

Jeezus I hope I’m that fit when I’m 45

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Lisa

Dude’s 45? Really?

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Josh

Yeah I know

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Josh

At first I was like, that’s a little out of my ideal range?

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Josh

I mean it’s an over 20 year age difference I know

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Josh

But then I saw his pic on the app

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Josh

And I HAD to answer his message

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Josh

It’s not just his looks either

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Josh

He just...smells...amazing

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Josh

I don’t know, you know when you meet someone

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Josh

And they just give you that yummy feeling?

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Josh

Oh my God and you should see his smile

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Josh

I thought I was gonna melt right into my shoes

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Josh

He kissed me on the cheek and I was like...

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Josh

...my legs are jelly now...

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Josh

...am I even going to make it to the car?

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Josh

Seriously the chemistry is crazy

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Josh

And let me tell you Lisa

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Josh

OH

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MY

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Josh

GOD

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Josh

I am in love

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Josh

L-O-V-E

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Josh

Book the church

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Josh

I’m gonna get married

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Lisa

Wait

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Lisa

Mr. CEO proposed?

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Josh

Lol no

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Josh

But he is AMAZING

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Lisa

So tell me what happened next

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Lisa

All the sticky details

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Josh

Hahaha

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Josh

No ‘sticky’ details!

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Josh

He was a perfect gentleman❤️

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Lisa

So u went on a date with Mr. CEO

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Lisa

But nothing happened?

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Josh

Well...

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Josh

I really wanted to

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Josh

But at the last moment I chickened out

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Lisa

Why?

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Josh

Well the date went great

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Josh

It turns out his Bachelors was in art history

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Josh

Of course it was

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Lisa

Lol

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Josh

So we talked about that

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Josh

And about traveling in Europe and stuff

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Josh

And every once in a while he’d just touch my hand or my knee

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Josh

Really lightly

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And the way he smiled at me

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Lisa

But u chickened

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Josh

Well we went back to the fancy hotel room

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Josh

Totes gorgeous btw

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Josh

And he’s kissing me

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Lisa

But?

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Josh

But...?

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Josh

There I am, SO READY

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Josh

And he lets me go and starts taking unbuttoning his shirt really slow

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Josh

And I was totally right

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Josh

MAG ABS

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Josh

Totally flat 6-pack

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Josh

Kind of reminded me of your boyfriend’s

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Josh

Too bad he’s a homophobic piece of crap...

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Lisa

Hey, Kelsey is a great guy!

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Josh

Whatever. let’s get back to my date

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Josh

Mr. CEO is there with me

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Josh

...he’s so smart, so handsome...

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Josh

...obviously knows exactly what he’s doing...

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Josh

...and I have no freaking clue what to do.

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Lisa

Wait

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Lisa

U chickened out

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Lisa

Why?

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Josh

Because…

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Josh

I just got so nervous

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Josh

And he noticed that right away that

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Josh

But I think he totally picked up on it

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Josh

But in some ways this is the best part

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Josh

Because he just kissed me really gently

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Josh

And started buttoning his shirt back up

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Josh

And said it was better if we take it slow

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Josh

I was getting kind of sniffly and apologized

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Josh

Really felt like a piece of crap

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Josh

Like I led him on somehow

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Josh

But he was totally cool about it

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Josh

He asked me on a second date

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Josh

And he already texted me a screenshot of the reservation he made

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Josh

So I know he isn’t just being nice?

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Josh

We’re really going out again!

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Lisa

Wow

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Josh

I know right!!

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Lisa

No, I mean

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Lisa

Wow

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Lisa

U are such a loser

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Josh

Um what?

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Lisa

U had to use a dating app to find a guy

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Lisa

U pulled some creeper old dude

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Lisa

And then u couldn’t even do anything

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Lisa

And u are also gay?

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Lisa

I knew u were a dork

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Lisa

But this...this is just sad

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Josh

WTH

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Lisa

Why are you so mean all of a sudden Lisa?

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Lisa

Lisa left her phone at my place

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Lisa

You’ve been talking to her lovely boyfriend this whole time

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Lisa

Telling me all the details

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Josh

SCREW YOU KELSEY!!

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Lisa

Oh no

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Lisa

Screw u my friend

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Josh

Don’t you worry Kelsey

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Josh

Our next date with Mr.CEO will be very special

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Josh

Romantic and tender

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Josh

You’ll wish you were in my place

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Josh

Don’t you want to go on a date with a handsome man too?

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Josh

?

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Lisa

Shut up Josh

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Josh

Oh I know you are

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Josh

You “straight” guys claim not to like it

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Josh

But you’re always just looking for an excuse

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Josh

To indulge in your gay fantasies

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Josh

So don’t worry. I’ll text you

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Josh

And tell you aaaaalll about my second date with Mr.CEO

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