31.03.2020
"Hi, I’m Jane’s Dad"
Jane
Jane
Alice...
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Jane
Are you messing around with my dad?
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Alice
?
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Alice
What?!
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Alice
Jane, ew
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Jane
Seriously, answer the question, Alice
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Jane
And don’t lie to me, okay?
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Alice
Are you serious right now, Jane?
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Alice
Like, SERIOUSLY?
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Jane
Yes, seriously
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Jane
Yes or no, are you going out with my dad, Alice?
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Jane
I already know the truth, I just want to hear you say it
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Jane
Please don’t lie to me
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Alice
Wait, how do you “know” I’m going out with him?
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Jane
I saw him like some of your pictures on Instagram
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Alice
Jane… sis…
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Alice
You’re also in that picture
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Alice
He probably liked it because we were both in the photo
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Jane
He never likes any of my pictures
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Jane
Actually, he never likes any other picture besides that one
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Alice
Okay, maybe he does have a crush on me
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Alice
But that’s literally not my fault
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Alice
Am I just supposed to not be hot?
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Alice
He’s a man, Jane. You know how men are
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Alice
I know he’s your father, but that doesn’t mean he can’t be a little pervy too…
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Alice
Whatever his reason, I swear to you that I’m not messing around with him
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Alice
I would never do that to you
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Alice
We’re best friends, hope you know that
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Alice
And I would never do such a thing!
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Alice
I wouldn’t let this ruin our friendship
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Alice
How could you even think that, sis??☹️
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Jane
So you didn’t give him any reason to like… hit on you or anything?
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Jane
I mean, remember when you spent the few nights ago?
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Jane
When you were getting dressed and Dad accidentally walked in on you?
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Jane
He saw you without your pajamas on, remember?
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Jane
Oh, and remember how you’d always hang out with him after I went to bed?
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Jane
He said you guys would hang out in his room and just talk
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Jane
Do you know how many men would think that’s a sign?
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Alice
...
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Alice
When you put it like that…
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Alice
God, I’m such an idiot…?
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Alice
I’m sorry, Jane, you’re right
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Alice
I did probably make him think that I was interested in him
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Alice
Which would explain him liking that photo of me in the bikini
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Alice
But I promise, I didn’t do it on purpose
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Jane
So you guys AREN’T dating?
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Jane
You and my dad, I mean?
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Alice
God no!
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Alice
I’d never do that to you
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Alice
I’d never mess with him, Jane, I promise
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Jane
You swear?
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Alice
I swear!
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Jane
Okay
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Jane
Good
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Alice
You feel better now? LOL
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Jane
Not really…
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Jane
Dad keeps pushing me out of the house and spend more time with friends
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Jane
He says I’m a grown woman and need to hang out with peers more
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Alice
But like…
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Alice
He’s kind of right, right?
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Alice
You gotta spend time outside
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Jane
He might be right, but you don’t think it’s kind of weird?
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Jane
He’s basically telling me to go out all the time
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Jane
Dad’s don’t normally do that
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Alice
Okay yeah, I see your point
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Alice
That is really weird lmaooo
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Jane
Whatever, I don’t have time to dissect why it’s so weird lol
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Jane
I’m just gonna do it
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Jane
I’m gonna go party with friends
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Alice
Yas, baby!
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Alice
I’m so happy for you!
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Jane
Of course you are
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Alice
Huh?
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Jane
You’re in my dad’s bedroom right now
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Jane
I can hear you in there
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Jane
If you were smart, you’d run now before I get upstairs and cuss you both out
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Jane
My mom died six months ago and you’re already trying to get with him?!
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Alice
What?
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Alice
Jane seriously, what the heck are you talking about?
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Jane
I can hear the moans, Alice!!
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Jane
I’m not dumb!
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Alice
If you think I’m up there, go check
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Jane
You know what? I will!
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3 minutes later
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Alice
Well… was I in the room, sis?
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Jane
…No.
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Jane
It… it was Dad watching one of those… movies online.
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Alice
Like I said
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Alice
I love you, but you’re acting freaking crazy right now
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Jane
I know, ughhhh
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Alice
I bet Mr. Black’s face was horrified when you burst in LOL
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Alice
Omg I can’t
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Jane
I’m so embarrassed and ashamed!!
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Alice
It’s fine, he’ll forgive you lol
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Jane
Hopefully…
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Jane
I just can’t shake one thing
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Alice
What, sis?
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Jane
He had a bikini on the bed when I went in there…
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