"Hi, I’m Jane’s Dad"

31.03.2020

"Hi, I’m Jane’s Dad"

Jane

Jane

Alice...

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Jane

Are you messing around with my dad?

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Alice

?

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Alice

What?!

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Alice

Jane, ew

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Jane

Seriously, answer the question, Alice

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Jane

And don’t lie to me, okay?

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Alice

Are you serious right now, Jane?

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Alice

Like, SERIOUSLY?

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Jane

Yes, seriously

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Jane

Yes or no, are you going out with my dad, Alice?

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Jane

I already know the truth, I just want to hear you say it

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Jane

Please don’t lie to me

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Alice

Wait, how do you “know” I’m going out with him?

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Jane

I saw him like some of your pictures on Instagram

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Alice

Jane… sis…

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Alice

You’re also in that picture

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Alice

He probably liked it because we were both in the photo

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Jane

He never likes any of my pictures

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Jane

Actually, he never likes any other picture besides that one

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Alice

Okay, maybe he does have a crush on me

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Alice

But that’s literally not my fault

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Alice

Am I just supposed to not be hot?

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Alice

He’s a man, Jane. You know how men are

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Alice

I know he’s your father, but that doesn’t mean he can’t be a little pervy too…

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Alice

Whatever his reason, I swear to you that I’m not messing around with him

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Alice

I would never do that to you

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Alice

We’re best friends, hope you know that

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Alice

And I would never do such a thing!

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Alice

I wouldn’t let this ruin our friendship

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Alice

How could you even think that, sis??☹️

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Jane

So you didn’t give him any reason to like… hit on you or anything?

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Jane

I mean, remember when you spent the few nights ago?

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Jane

When you were getting dressed and Dad accidentally walked in on you?

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Jane

He saw you without your pajamas on, remember?

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Jane

Oh, and remember how you’d always hang out with him after I went to bed?

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Jane

He said you guys would hang out in his room and just talk

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Jane

Do you know how many men would think that’s a sign?

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Alice

...

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Alice

When you put it like that…

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Alice

God, I’m such an idiot…?

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Alice

I’m sorry, Jane, you’re right

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Alice

I did probably make him think that I was interested in him

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Alice

Which would explain him liking that photo of me in the bikini

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Alice

But I promise, I didn’t do it on purpose

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Jane

So you guys AREN’T dating?

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Jane

You and my dad, I mean?

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Alice

God no!

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Alice

I’d never do that to you

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Alice

I’d never mess with him, Jane, I promise

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Jane

You swear?

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Alice

I swear!

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Jane

Okay

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Jane

Good

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Alice

You feel better now? LOL

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Jane

Not really…

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Jane

Dad keeps pushing me out of the house and spend more time with friends

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Jane

He says I’m a grown woman and need to hang out with peers more

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Alice

But like…

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Alice

He’s kind of right, right?

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Alice

You gotta spend time outside

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Jane

He might be right, but you don’t think it’s kind of weird?

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Jane

He’s basically telling me to go out all the time

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Jane

Dad’s don’t normally do that

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Alice

Okay yeah, I see your point

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Alice

That is really weird lmaooo

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Jane

Whatever, I don’t have time to dissect why it’s so weird lol

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Jane

I’m just gonna do it

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Jane

I’m gonna go party with friends

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Alice

Yas, baby!

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Alice

I’m so happy for you!

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Jane

Of course you are

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Alice

Huh?

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Jane

You’re in my dad’s bedroom right now

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Jane

I can hear you in there

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Jane

If you were smart, you’d run now before I get upstairs and cuss you both out

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Jane

My mom died six months ago and you’re already trying to get with him?!

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Alice

What?

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Alice

Jane seriously, what the heck are you talking about?

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Jane

I can hear the moans, Alice!!

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Jane

I’m not dumb!

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Alice

If you think I’m up there, go check

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Jane

You know what? I will!

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3 minutes later

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Alice

Well… was I in the room, sis?

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Jane

…No.

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Jane

It… it was Dad watching one of those… movies online.

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Alice

Like I said

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Alice

I love you, but you’re acting freaking crazy right now

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Jane

I know, ughhhh

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Alice

I bet Mr. Black’s face was horrified when you burst in LOL

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Alice

Omg I can’t

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Jane

I’m so embarrassed and ashamed!!

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Alice

It’s fine, he’ll forgive you lol

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Jane

Hopefully…

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Jane

I just can’t shake one thing

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Alice

What, sis?

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Jane

He had a bikini on the bed when I went in there…

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