Joking Aside

28.03.2020

Joking Aside

Sarah

Arthur

The silence is so deafening

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Arthur

I’m struggling to think!!

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Arthur

I can even hear the valves in my heart flapping.

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Arthur

And it’s beating nervously now, Sarah.

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Arthur

Like a late train

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Arthur

Desperate to make up time.

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Arthur

I’m wondering if you’ll ever reply, Sarah?

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Arthur

It’s a mystery to me.

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Arthur

I am here for you, Sarah.

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Arthur

Remember when we met?

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Arthur

I made that little joke.

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Arthur

We were going up in the elevator.

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Arthur

And I said…

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Arthur

Getting high tonight?

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Arthur

Your laugh.

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Arthur

So sweet.

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Arthur

Thinking about it brings joy to my beating heart.

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Arthur

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Arthur

???

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Arthur

Won’t you reply?

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Arthur

I’d love to know why you’re not responding?

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Arthur

I want to tell you more jokes.

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Arthur

To hear you laugh again.

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Arthur

And I have a surprise for you, Sarah.

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Arthur

Aren’t you excited?

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Arthur

Curious?

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Arthur

Intrigued?

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Arthur

It’s very special.

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Arthur

From me to you.

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Arthur

Why the silence?!

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Arthur

You must want to know!

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Arthur

I made a real effort for you!

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Arthur

I have tried so very, very hard.

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Arthur

Just to bring a smile to your pretty face!

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Arthur

It’s really great.

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Arthur

I promise

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Arthur

I’m hurting.

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Arthur

Your silence is starting to take on a life of its own.

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Arthur

It’s living inside my head.

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Arthur

And in my heart.

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Arthur

Pounding as loud as thunder.

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Arthur

A nail being hammered through my love.

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Arthur

Why don’t you answer me, Sarah?

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Sarah

….

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Arthur

Sarah??

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Sarah

Please stop texting me.

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Sarah

I just want you to stop, Arthur.

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Sarah

Look how many messages you’ve sent.

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Sarah

It’s crazy.

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Arthur

Hey!!!!

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Arthur

I am absolutely fine here.

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Arthur

Seems like YOU might be a little doolally.

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Sarah

We’ve hardly spoken to each other!

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Arthur

Hold on a second?

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Arthur

We get on like a house on fire!

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Arthur

Or like an apartment block on fire!!!!

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Sarah

What are you talking about????

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Arthur

What about that special moment we shared in the elevator?

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Sarah

I said ‘hi’

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Sarah

Like I’ve said hi to every neighbor in the block!!!

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Arthur

You gave me your number!

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Sarah

I did not!!!

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Sarah

Listen, I said ‘hi’ to you because I’m a nice person.

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Sarah

And I gave you my number in case of emergency.

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Arthur

If there’s an emergency, I’m there for you.

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Sarah

This is too much, Arthur.

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Sarah

We just live in the same block.

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Arthur

That’s destiny.

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Sarah

I have to be straight with you.

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Sarah

I am sure you’re a nice guy.

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Arthur

So sweet of you to say!!

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Sarah

But I’m not interested.

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Sarah

Sorry.

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Arthur

You’re so funny!!!

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Sarah

??????

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Arthur

I get it!!!

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Sarah

I’m not sure you do.

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Arthur

Yeah!!! You’re just kidding me!

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Arthur

That’s why I love you.

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Sarah

I think you might need medical help, Arthur.

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Arthur

Oh no I don’t!

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Arthur

I am ill.

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Arthur

But the diagnosis is…

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Arthur

I’m LOVESICK

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Sarah

I think you really do need some help.

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Sarah

I understand it’s hard.

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Sarah

When you like someone

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Sarah

But they don’t think of you that way.

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Arthur

Stop talking silly.

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Sarah

I think you should seek treatment.

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Sarah

It’s obvious you have issues.

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Arthur

I don’t have issues, but I do need tissues.

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Arthur

You’re making me cry.

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Arthur

That’s how strong my feelings are.

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Sarah

You need to talk to a professional.

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Sarah

There’s no shame in it, Arthur.

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Sarah

Everyone needs a little help sometimes

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Arthur

Maybe we all do!!

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Arthur

Nobody is sane.

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Arthur

Anyone who thinks they’re sane is by definition, INSANE!

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Sarah

That’s exactly why you need help.

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Arthur

And you know something?

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Sarah

?????

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Arthur

Can you guess???

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Sarah

Obviously not.

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Arthur

I already told you.

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Arthur

I also made a really cool surprise for you today.

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Sarah

What the heck are you talking about?

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Arthur

It’s cool. I promise.

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Arthur

You will love it.

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Sarah

Please stop messaging me like this, Arthur.

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Sarah

And talk to someone.

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Sarah

You need help.

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Arthur

No, that’s not right.

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Arthur

I’m here to help you.

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Arthur

That’s the only thing that makes me happy❤️

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