28.03.2020
Joking Aside
Sarah
Arthur
The silence is so deafening
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Arthur
I’m struggling to think!!
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Arthur
I can even hear the valves in my heart flapping.
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Arthur
And it’s beating nervously now, Sarah.
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Arthur
Like a late train
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Arthur
Desperate to make up time.
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Arthur
I’m wondering if you’ll ever reply, Sarah?
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Arthur
It’s a mystery to me.
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Arthur
I am here for you, Sarah.
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Arthur
Remember when we met?
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Arthur
I made that little joke.
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Arthur
We were going up in the elevator.
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Arthur
And I said…
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Arthur
Getting high tonight?
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Arthur
Your laugh.
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Arthur
So sweet.
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Arthur
Thinking about it brings joy to my beating heart.
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Arthur
…
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Arthur
???
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Arthur
Won’t you reply?
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Arthur
I’d love to know why you’re not responding?
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Arthur
I want to tell you more jokes.
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Arthur
To hear you laugh again.
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Arthur
And I have a surprise for you, Sarah.
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Arthur
Aren’t you excited?
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Arthur
Curious?
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Arthur
Intrigued?
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Arthur
It’s very special.
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Arthur
From me to you.
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Arthur
Why the silence?!
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Arthur
You must want to know!
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Arthur
I made a real effort for you!
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Arthur
I have tried so very, very hard.
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Arthur
Just to bring a smile to your pretty face!
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Arthur
It’s really great.
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Arthur
I promise
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Arthur
I’m hurting.
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Arthur
Your silence is starting to take on a life of its own.
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Arthur
It’s living inside my head.
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Arthur
And in my heart.
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Arthur
Pounding as loud as thunder.
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Arthur
A nail being hammered through my love.
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Arthur
Why don’t you answer me, Sarah?
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Sarah
….
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Arthur
Sarah??
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Sarah
Please stop texting me.
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Sarah
I just want you to stop, Arthur.
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Sarah
Look how many messages you’ve sent.
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Sarah
It’s crazy.
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Arthur
Hey!!!!
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Arthur
I am absolutely fine here.
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Arthur
Seems like YOU might be a little doolally.
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Sarah
We’ve hardly spoken to each other!
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Arthur
Hold on a second?
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Arthur
We get on like a house on fire!
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Arthur
Or like an apartment block on fire!!!!
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Sarah
What are you talking about????
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Arthur
What about that special moment we shared in the elevator?
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Sarah
I said ‘hi’
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Sarah
Like I’ve said hi to every neighbor in the block!!!
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Arthur
You gave me your number!
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Sarah
I did not!!!
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Sarah
Listen, I said ‘hi’ to you because I’m a nice person.
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Sarah
And I gave you my number in case of emergency.
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Arthur
If there’s an emergency, I’m there for you.
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Sarah
This is too much, Arthur.
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Sarah
We just live in the same block.
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Arthur
That’s destiny.
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Sarah
I have to be straight with you.
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Sarah
I am sure you’re a nice guy.
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Arthur
So sweet of you to say!!
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Sarah
But I’m not interested.
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Sarah
Sorry.
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Arthur
You’re so funny!!!
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Sarah
??????
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Arthur
I get it!!!
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Sarah
I’m not sure you do.
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Arthur
Yeah!!! You’re just kidding me!
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Arthur
That’s why I love you.
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Sarah
I think you might need medical help, Arthur.
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Arthur
Oh no I don’t!
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Arthur
I am ill.
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Arthur
But the diagnosis is…
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Arthur
I’m LOVESICK
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Sarah
I think you really do need some help.
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Sarah
I understand it’s hard.
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Sarah
When you like someone
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Sarah
But they don’t think of you that way.
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Arthur
Stop talking silly.
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Sarah
I think you should seek treatment.
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Sarah
It’s obvious you have issues.
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Arthur
I don’t have issues, but I do need tissues.
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Arthur
You’re making me cry.
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Arthur
That’s how strong my feelings are.
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Sarah
You need to talk to a professional.
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Sarah
There’s no shame in it, Arthur.
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Sarah
Everyone needs a little help sometimes
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Arthur
Maybe we all do!!
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Arthur
Nobody is sane.
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Arthur
Anyone who thinks they’re sane is by definition, INSANE!
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Sarah
That’s exactly why you need help.
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Arthur
And you know something?
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Sarah
?????
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Arthur
Can you guess???
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Sarah
Obviously not.
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Arthur
I already told you.
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Arthur
I also made a really cool surprise for you today.
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Sarah
What the heck are you talking about?
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Arthur
It’s cool. I promise.
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Arthur
You will love it.
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Sarah
Please stop messaging me like this, Arthur.
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Sarah
And talk to someone.
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Sarah
You need help.
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Arthur
No, that’s not right.
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Arthur
I’m here to help you.
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Arthur
That’s the only thing that makes me happy❤️
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