27.03.2020
My Dangerous Roommate
Gina
Gina
Kelly, I need some help!
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Kelly
Huh? What’s wrong?
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Gina
There’s some weird noises coming from my dorm room…
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Kelly
Wait, that’s it?
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Kelly
I thought you were getting mugged or something
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Kelly
Way to get my hopes up
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Gina
Kelly!
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Kelly
Haha, only kidding
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Kelly
Maybe you’ve got some mice in there or something
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Gina
I doubt it, this dorm is freshly renovated
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Kelly
Ooh, you’ve got an intruder
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Kelly
Go get him tiger!
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Gina
Alright…
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Gina
I’m gonna go in
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Gina
If I don’t make it back…
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Kelly
Don’t worry babes
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Kelly
I won’t tell anyone you died a virgin ?
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Gina
…
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Gina
Never contacting you for help again
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Kelly
Hehe, I know
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Kelly
So, any news?
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Kelly
Helllo? You dead yet?
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Gina
No, I’m not dead yet
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Gina
But this is really freaky
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Kelly
What’s up?
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Gina
There was a dude sitting on one of the beds
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Kelly
Hol up
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Kelly
Aren’t these the female dorms?
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Gina
Yeah, they are
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Kelly
Damn, looks like you caught some panty bandit
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Gina
He’s my roommate
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Kelly
Your roommate is a panty bandit?
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Gina
NO!
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Gina
The hunky dude is my roommate, apparently
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Kelly
Wait, what!?
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Kelly
Hunky dude… lots of tattoos?
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Gina
I think so, why?
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Kelly
Oh, looks like you’re sharing a room with Carlos ?
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Kelly
You lucky girl you, everyone wants a piece of him
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Gina
Wait, for real!?
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Gina
Why’d I get a creepy hunk for my roommate?
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Gina
He didn’t even say anything to me
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Gina
He just walked past me, after hiding this weird looking box under his bed
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Kelly
Strange dude, but then again Carlos has always been like that
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Kelly
Well, don’t worry
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Kelly
I’ll look into this for you
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Kelly
That is, unless you wanna keep him ?
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Gina
Get me a solution. Please.
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Gina
Kelly
So babes, how’s that new hunk of man meat? ?
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Gina
You’re the worst ?
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Kelly
Awww, I’m sorry hun ?
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Kelly
But it’s a pretty spicy situation, you’ve got to admit
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Kelly
Do you know how many girls are jealous of you?
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Kelly
You’re the talk of the school right now
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Kelly
In fact, I think people are waiting for tonight when they’ll hear Carlos and you…
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Gina
If you finish that sentence, you will die
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Kelly
Sorry babes ?
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Kelly
Even so, I can’t wait for all the gossip I’m gonna hear
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Gina
I still can’t believe this happened…
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Gina
Did you find a solution for me? How did this happen?
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Kelly
Well, I guess it’s kinda like this
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Kelly
The school rulebook hasn’t been updated in like a century
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Kelly
Annnd it turns out there was an old rule that allows boys and girls to share rooms in emergency situations
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Kelly
Like the boy's dorm undergoing reservations
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Kelly
Lucky for you, huh?
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Gina
Shut it
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Gina
Ugh, this sucks
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Kelly
What’s up? Is something bothering you about this whole thing?
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Gina
Well, yeah
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Gina
I wanted to room with my bestie
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Gina
Hell, that’s one of the reasons I even came to this stupid college
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Gina
To be with you
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Kelly
Awwww ?
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Kelly
You’re a total sweetheart, you know that?
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Gina
Yeah, well…
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Gina
Whatever, I guess I’ll just have to make the best of the situation
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Kelly
That’s the spirit!
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Kelly
Hey, question
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Gina
Answer
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Kelly
Have you ever seen Carolos around campus? ?
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Gina
Huh? What do you mean?
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Kelly
Girl, you mean you haven’t been eyeing him up?
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Gina
Well, not exactly
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Kelly
Haha, you prude
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Gina
I’m not a prude!
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Gina
I just don’t like objectifying people
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Kelly
Believe me, Carlos was made to be objectified
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Kelly
Have you seen that body of his?
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Gina
You mentioned
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Kelly
Omg it’s to die for
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Kelly
He does pull-ups on the campus grounds
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Kelly
Without his shirt, I might add
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Gina
Oh
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Gina
That’s not bad
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Kelly
Not bad?
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Kelly
His body glistens in the sunlight light some Adonis god
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Kelly
Ugh, it makes my legs wobble just thinking about it
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Kelly
And you get to see all of his tattoos
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Kelly
He’s got tats all over his beautiful bod
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Kelly
He’s a living work of art
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Kelly
And he’s such a bad boy too
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Gina
You know I don’t like bad boys!
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Kelly
Oh come on, everyone loves a bad boy
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Gina
…
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Kelly
See, totally got you
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Gina
But it’s such a cliché!
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Kelly
Yeah, but a good cliché!
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Gina
Ugh, you’re the absolute worst!
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Gina
Bad boys are the worst!
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Gina
They don’t say a word at dinner, try to act all tough and don’t even pay the bill at the end of it
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Kelly
And it makes you want them even more, doesn’t it?
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Kelly
Ah, the curse
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Gina
Ugh…
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Kelly
Come on, you know I’m totally turning you on to this idea of you and Carlos
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Gina
He probably doesn’t even notice me anyway
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Gina
I’m just some bookworm
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Kelly
Aww, it’s like a movie
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Kelly
You two are so gonna end up together by the end of this, I’m sure of it
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Gina
Zip it
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Kelly
Hehe
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Kelly
Come on, he’s a total dreamboat
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Gina
Even if he is a total dreamboat, it doesn’t change the facts
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Gina
He totally ignores me
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Kelly
Come on, I’m sure that isn’t true
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Gina
It is!
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Gina
Every morning he gets up super early, so I don’t even see him then
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Gina
And in the evening, he gets back super late
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Gina
Wakes me up a lot of the time
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Gina
But he never says a word to me
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Gina
Even if I ask him ‘how are you’ or ‘where have you been’, he refuses to give me an answer
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Gina
IT’S INFURIATING
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Kelly
Ah, the old silent treatment
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Kelly
I thought only those of a female persuasion could pull it off, but damn it works wonders for him
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Kelly
He’s totally getting you with this bad boy persona
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Gina
Ugh…
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Gina
And, there’s something else
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Gina
Something weird about this whole thing
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Kelly
Huh? Is he bringing girls back to the room?
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Gina
What? No!
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Gina
No, nothing like that
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Gina
It’s probably nothing but…
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Kelly
But…
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Gina
It’s that box he keeps under his bed
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Gina
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Kelly
Probably where he keeps his…
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Kelly
You know ?
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Gina
Not gonna dignify that with a response
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Gina
But I’m sure it isn’t
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Gina
I saw him do this one night
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Gina
After he got back super late, I spied on him from behind the covers
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Kelly
Oooh, look at you
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Gina
Be quiet
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Gina
Anyway, he knelt down towards his bed and pulled it out
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Kelly
The box, right?
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Gina
… Yes, the box
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Gina
He slipped something inside it, looked behind him to make sure nobody was watching, then slipped it back under the bed
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Gina
He’s been doing this every night
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Kelly
Maybe he’s earning money ‘under the counter’?
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Kelly
Can’t blame him in this economy
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Gina
What if it’s something serious?
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Kelly
Come on, I’m sure it’s fine
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Kelly
And you’re sounding super paranoid
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Kelly
Listen, girl, just give Carlos some time
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Kelly
He’s quiet, mysterious and a total bad boy
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Kelly
But considering you’re living together, just be a little bit patient and things will turn out alright
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Kelly
He’ll warm up to you soon enough
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Kelly
And then you’ll be warming each other at night ?
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Gina
Ugh, stop
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Gina
But…
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Gina
I guess you’re right
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Kelly
Always am
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Gina
I mean, what’s the worst thing he could be keeping in that box?
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Kelly
Haha, I know right?
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Gina
Wait, he’s coming back
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Gina
I’ll talk to you in a sec
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Kelly
Hehe, sure thing
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Gina
…
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Gina
…
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Gina
Kelly
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Gina
Help
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Kelly
What is it?
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Kelly
What’s wrong!?
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Gina
Carlos…
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Gina
He’s just gone to bed, but…
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Kelly
What did he do?
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Gina
Nothing
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Gina
At least, not to me
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Kelly
Not to you? Did he hurt someone?
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Gina
…
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Gina
Kelly
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Gina
His shirt was covered in blood
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