26.03.2020
Mark
Mark
Boy, that doctor you recommended to me...
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Mark
I think I fell in love.
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Zach
Oooo baby
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Zach
I really don’t think he will feel the same ?
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Zach
You’re amazing, but even you cannot conquer the straight.
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Mark
Are you sure?
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Zach
I heard that doctor has a family. He’s been married for a long time
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Mark
But all the same, I noticed his eyelashes ...
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Mark
It seemed like they were a bit dolled up.. you know, extra long and dark
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Zach
So what?
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Zach
Straights can’t use makeup?
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Mark
Maybe he is straight...
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Mark
But during the exam, he touched me ... slowly, for a doctor
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Zach
Tell me more?
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Mark
Well, when he examined me, he was touching my back
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Mark
Running his hand over it...
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Mark
And there was just something about it... too soft and slow and gentle, for a doctor
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Zach
Ohhhhhh
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Mark
And then for some reason he took off his gloves and I felt the warmth of his hand on my shoulders
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Mark
But then he stopped all of a sudden ?
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Mark
Major bummer
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Zach
Mark, honey, you just fell for a straight
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Mark
Well, how do you like this?
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Mark
He said it was a little hot in the exam room... and took off his lab coat.
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Zach
Right, but did he have anything else on? ?
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Mark
Yes, a short-sleeved shirt. Which really emphasized his biceps. Too much!
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Mark
It seemed like he was showing off his muscles
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Zach
That doesn’t mean anything, babe. Where’s the real proof?
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Mark
I’ll go see him again tomorrow. And I will get real proof!
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The next day
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Mark
YASSSS BOY
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Zach
Marky, what?? Tell me
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Mark
Who said the doctor was straight?
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Zach
What happened??
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Zach
Tell me EVERYTHING!
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Mark
Well, it all started very ... boring
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Mark
He was very cold. Not at all like the first time
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Mark
I thought it was my fault
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Zach
Why would it be your fault? He’s just straight
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Mark
He’s not! You’ll see!
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Mark
But you know, the same old inner monologue – “I messed everything up! What did I do wrong? I ruined everything – like always! Why am I such an idiot when I like someone?!”
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Zach
Oh, sweetie! You’ve gotta stop being so hard on yourself!
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Mark
Anyway, it was an ordinary exam. The doctor didn’t pay any special attention this time. He looked at me like... a regular patient
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Mark
At some point, I completely lost hope
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Zach
Noooo
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Mark
He even opened his laptop and I saw his family on the desktop ?
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Mark
A boy, a girl, and Pilates-mom wife
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Zach
What? Sure, these ‘ideal’ guys always have skeletons in the closet?
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Zach
But that’s what I told you... so how is he not straight, Marky?!
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Mark
He told me to come back for tests tomorrow and showed me out
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Mark
But I went to the hospital cafeteria for coffee
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Mark
And my gut feeling was right this time…
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Mark
You won’t believe it!
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Zach
Then tell meeeee.
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Mark
I saw the doc come in for a coffee with another doctor!
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Mark
They sat a few tables from me…
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Mark
And that doc... god, he was amazing too. Not really my type, but still…
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Mark
And then I noticed my doctor rubbing the other’s ... KNEE, under the table!
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Zach
Maybe it was just friendly?
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Mark
Oh, it was friendly alright ?
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Zach
You know that’s not what I meant ?
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Mark
Oh yeah, but they were not shy at all - they held hands the whole time.
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Zach
Oh boy
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Zach
But what about Pilates Mom?
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Mark
She must be too busy with Pilates ?
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Mark
So basically, tomorrow I’ll come back for tests and continue my game with the doctor …
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Mark
Now that I’ve seen this, I want to know him … better ?
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Mark
Mark
Hi Doc ... just checking to make sure we have an appointment tomorrow?
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Dr. Milk
Yeah, Mark, we do. I’ll see you then.
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Mark
I can’t wait until tomorrow
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Mark
I’m sorry… I didn’t mean to write that.
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Dr. Milk
What are you talking about?
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Mark
I don’t know how to say it
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Mark
I thought you were cold today
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Dr. Milk
I was cold? What are you talking about?
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Mark
You know, the first visit you were more… friendly… hands on
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Dr. Milk
I’m a doctor, Mark. My job is to diagnose and cure you. I have to be rational and objective.
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Mark
Just, I thought there might be something between us ...
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Dr. Milk
Wow! Wait a minute! We are only talking about your medical needs and treatment.
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Mark
So you... cured me? ?
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Dr. Milk
Please, I need you to be serious right now.
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Dr. Milk
I don’t think you understand the importance of your visit today… I don’t even know how to tell you this.
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Mark
Just tell me then.
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Dr. Milk
Brace yourself…
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Dr. Milk
You might have cancer.
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Mark
What???
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Dr. Milk
I told you it was serious!
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Dr. Milk
Come in tomorrow. We’ll know for sure, and we can start treatment.
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